every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex
Well ‘long and hard’ was enough to get me thinking sexual. Didn’t need to add anal sex…
thats the joke like that is literally the joke of the post that 14,000 other people managed to figure it out
penis
give-me-larry-or-give-me-death:
is anyone else laughing at the fact that taylor is at the Golden Globes with her brother BASSDFHSDGKSDG BECAUSE I AM SUCKS TO SUCK LOSER
but if she’d taken a guy she was dating you’d call her a slut and if she’d taken harry styles you probably would have drowned yourself in a toilet bowl so what’s the suitable alternative pray tell
is anyone else laughing at the fact that you’re sitting here on tumblr laughing that T-Swift brought her brother to THE GOLDEN GLOBES even though you have a mediocre life and you’re spending your night on tumblr instead of winning awards and the most you did today was brush your hair.
